Before I conclude that the entire world has permanently sunk into hell’s basement, I think it’s high time for some lighter fare!!! For months, I’ve been troubled that my newly acquired BSG was bitter that its maidenly bore had yet to be penetrated. Well, last…
read more →Once you read this, close your eyes. Do your genuine best to suspend disbelief and breathe life and purpose into the monster I’m about to describe. By conservative estimates, it probably weighs about 1,500 pounds. It has 36 arms and…
read more →So, the other day I was finishing up a set of ass cheek squeezes (my physical therapist calls them “gluteal contractions”), when the doorbell rang. Oh, joy! Lunch is served! After pacifying Ike and Tina (Why is it that doorbells drive dogs…
read more →Sorry for the radio silence, peeps. This new hip is, well, new. Bear with me. More babbling soon to come! 🙂
read more →A friend of mine called me “T-bot” yesterday, which cracked me up. T-bot. Ha! Of course that immediately sent my movie-maddened mind into a whirling dervish of film flashbacks. The first images that came to mind were these:
read more →A fitting favorite poem for one of my favorite people. Farewell and safe travels, my friend.
read more →Confession of the day: I watch Judge Judy. No, it’s not because I revel in seeing poor unfortunate souls succumbing to her rudeness, self-importance, or condescension. It’s because of the fact that out of all the silly court shows on TV, hers…
read more →Oh, Suge, Suge, Suge. And by that I mean Suge, a/k/a “Sugar Bear,” né Marion Hugh Knight, Jr., the now washed-up wannabe music mogul of 90s-era Death Row Records fame — not the much more interesting, more talented, and more charismatic Shug Avery, whose harmonica-laced…
read more →For those who fancy context clues, you might have put together that I love movies. Woe is he who encounters me on a week when I haven’t had my big screen fix (Ridgeway Four doesn’t count despite its impressive indie line-up, since they…
read more →I would just like to take a moment to congratulate an amazing woman with an amazing story on her latest amazing accomplishment (among many). Mrs. Melody Lauer, who goes by the internet moniker “Limatunes,” is an accomplished defensive shooter, an…
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