Well now, I wouldn’t be a proper lawyer if I didn’t add an obnoxious disclaimer. So, here it is. Or better yet, here they are. DISCLAIMERS:
- This website does NOT give legal advice.
- This website is just for leisure reading.
- Yes, I am a lawyer.
- But no, I am NOT your lawyer.
- I do not represent you.
- I will not go to court for you.
- I can’t talk to you about your case.
- I can’t talk to you about your cousin’s co-worker’s brother-in-law’s case.
- We do not have an attorney-client relationship.
- Whatever you say to me is not confidential.
- I have no obligation to keep secret anything you tell me.
- That applies to:
- Comments you post on the site,
- Private messages or emails you send to me,
- Smoke signals,
- Morse code,
- Hieroglyphics,
- Sign language,
- Extrasensory perception, and
- Anything else communicated to me in any way, shape, or form.
- You are free to disbelieve or disagree with anything I say here.
- My posts are my own thoughts from my own head.
- I speak for myself and no other person, group, entity, organization, or establishment.
- I’m human; I could be wrong.
- I blog for fun. Please don’t ruin it.
Phew! There. Sorry you had to read that, but hopefully you understand why I have to write it. Now that I’ve gotten all that out of my system, back to happy blogging!