Moment of Truth
The time has come! Here it is… ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather ’round, gather ’round! At long last, I humbly present to you… THE RIDICULOUSLY UNNECESSARILY MELODRAMATIC UNVEILING!!!
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“She Ran to Me Holding Her Face…”
Sigh. Unsecured gun plus visit from mischievous toddlers equals [drumroll please]… Headline: 6-year-old shoots 4-year-old with great-grandmother’s gun.
read more →Sights in My Sights
OMG! OMG! OMG!
read more →Overcompensated Tough Guy
Yo’ mama probably refused you her tit when you were a baby, and you grew up a malnourished high school softie. Got you a gun, lil’ tight t-shirt, and became an overcompensated tough guy. That’s one of a few memorable Martin…
read more →The Brady Bounce
Wow! Breaking news! Federal appellate court tells the Brady Campaign to butt the hell out of California gun litigation. Boom ping pow! What’s today, the 12th? So the ink’s not even dry on this ruling… Read the Opinion Here. I haven’t read…
read more →Mea Culpa
Hey, here’s one for all my police buddies out there. How many times have you retrieved incriminating evidence from a suspect who then exclaimed, “Hey, how’d that get in there?” Or “No way, that’s not mine!” Or “I have no…
read more →Dear Hunter
I’m an obsessive animal-lover. No animal has ever done any of the despicable things humans do every day, and that’s why I’d rather be in a room full of dogs than a room full of people. Call me introverted. So…
read more →Hold Up, Wait a Minute
Just gotta get something off my chest real quick. Or two things actually. I’ve been deliberately mum on Michael Brown & Darren Wilson, becaaauuuuse (drumroll please) …. (Eh hem, is this thing on? Y’all hearin’ me okay?) …. We … do … not … have … all ……
read more →BSG Time
You know what? Screw it. The time has come. After much fence-straddling, I think I’m officially in the market for an AR-15.
read more →Murder One and Dunn
I’m good with this. I’m good — both as a lawyer who fears the “slippery slope” and as an aunt whose nine nephews will likely at some point or another play loud music and be obnoxious teenagers. I gueessss I can maaaaybe somewhat understand the original jury’s…
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